Nightmare On Picture Day

          Quick! Run! There’s a monster! Oh, wait, it’s just the school photographer about to take the most unflattering picture of yourself you’ve ever seen. As the school year begins, for many, picture day is creeping right around the corner.  Picture day is a nightmare for most, overwhelming you with questions like, What do I wear? Do I smile with or without teeth? Do I smile at all? Not to mention the big fat pimple in the middle of your forehead. How every year many people including myself, managed to not resemble their picture will always be a mystery to me. I suspect that they plan it in an evil lair where they hate students. Jokes aside I wish good luck to all whose picture day is lurking, waiting for those dreaded announcements to threaten your likely already damaged self-image.